Cheese

Omg u had no artikle on cheese? wtf, wut's wrong with u gais? r u gay?

mi friend John is gay bot he esnt relly mi frend cus he dednt inviet me 2 hes partie yesrdai and thay had a buncy castel an he nos how muh i liek buncy castels. i had 1 at mi birfdai wen i wz 10 n i invited him. we aso hd a clwn n i dunt fink he hud a clwn cuz he wuz 26 n i dunt no if thay hve clwns fur 26 yar oled pplz. he ddn't hv a bbq tho cuz it rayned n i hop it upset him cuz i wz happi. anywy jon is gay n he dusnt liek cheese n so i wuz finkin u guyz where gay 2 bt im not sying eetz a bad fing. I IZ WAN TEH CHEEZ

No, you're gay. And besides, spelling fail is so ICarly.