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Hi, .
'''Welcome to our wiki,, and thank you for your... limited contributions. There's a lot to do around here, so I hope you'll stay with us and make many more improvements.'''


 * Recent changes is a great first stop on the bus, because you can see what pages other people have been editing, and where you can help.


 * The Admin Ship is also a nice place to visit. Just leave your name and you should be an admin. Within 7 working days, which means 9 days. After all, there are no 7 working days in a row. Only 5.


 * Questions? You can ask at the Help desk or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, or post a message on Zheliel's talk page! Hopefully he won't be like other bureaucrats like Uncyclopedia:User:Sophia of Uncyclopedia who leaves their wikis ruthlessly. No offence, Sophia.


 * Need more help? The Community Portal has an outline of the site and links to pages to help you learn how to edit. If you want to create an article, work on it in User:/Article so as not to "vandalize" or something.


 * Please sign in every time you edit, so that we can recognise an established user. Who would like it if comes around reverting pages as an IP?


 * Bored? Uncyclopedia has everything for you. You can visit us here! Mybrute is also fun - register by clicking this link!

We're really happy to have you here, and working with you might be, well, fun. Well, nice knowing you,. Send my regards to Laura!


 * Yours,